Sunday 11 October 2009

111009 Sun

Woke up at 7 am to prepare for my amali course ....It's suppose to start at 9.... Me , Boon Teik and Julian reached McD centerpoint at 8am and waited until Julian remembered he had to call Jay , the guy that manages our driving stuff .

He reached McD later and i was greeted by a whiff of nostril-killing , brain-numbing salt smell .....Kinda like the salt fish smell that's always present in fishing villages...except worser ...

" Aiya , I was sleeping lar ..."

" Last night slept very late ..."

Said Jay as I adjusted my nose to suit the smell of the car ...

After reaching Surfine Hitech in Kayu Ara ...We registered quickly and entered the classroom ...There , we waited for nearly an hour (47 minutes , precisely ) until the lecturer came ...Let me tell ya ...this guy is FULL OF CRAP !

Basically , his talk was 80% useless crap and 20% crap

The only fun part was the demo part where this guy demonstrates to us the perfect slope drive , and conditions where we will pass , conditions where we will fail and conditions where will be given a second chance....

It was a dangerously simple system that was being used in JPJ driving tests . You put your hand up and the test is concluded...Which basically means if you somehow idiotically raise your hand during the test ....( and I mean raise your hand high up out of the window ) ...your marks will be concluded and the actually unfinished test will be counted as finish and you will end up with a FAIL ...

I don't think people will understand fully what I just said ...Nevermind my semi-senseless blabbering ...

Go and take the course for all of you who hasn't ....to see what I meant ...

Congratulations for all those who passed the driving test ...I admire you people ....withstanding the immense pressure at that time under the scrutiny of those examiners is one thing I deemed myself impossible for ...I am the kind of guy that gets sweaty and shivering on the palms during my undang test...Imagine what will I be like when I am going to take my driving test ....

Death due to shock .....?

Not an impossible outcome ...

Wish me luck in my quest for the much sought after :

~! DRIVERS LICENSE !~

Thursday 23 July 2009

Thursday ...23.07.2009

Walked around in school with my uniform worn backwards ...Feels good to make people stare at my hair instead of my face ...Shane even talked about wearing a Frankenstein mask so that my hair would be covered ...

And also...after a long, agonizing wait ...The prefects conducted a spotcheck on my class ! YAY ! Mr Ngan actually hid a calculator in his pocket ...

And the pengawas thought he's got the perfect catch until Ngan flashed out the calculator...

Ngan 1 PEngawas 0
YAY!!

Wednesday 22 July 2009

Wednesday ,July 22 , 2009

Watchin' Liverpool v Thailand now...





The Thais look promising ...The Reds on the contrary ...



Rafa is one stupid kid ...He's not fielding the stars ....People like Torres and Gerrard are not on field ...Hasn't anyone told Rafa that fielding reserves for a match of this magnitude would be insulting the intelligence of the Asian peoples ...



And the Siamese kid scores for Thailand !



So much for underestimating us Asians, Rafa ....





(change topic...LIverpool is just too much a disgrace to be blogged about)



I was studying sejarah just now ....Sejarah is a particularly boring subject ...No..no..no...Let me rephrase it ...Sejarah Malaysia is a particularly boring subject...



The Kementerian should ask themselves...What in the textbook can possibly interest the students while reading Malaysian history ?





HOw Tok Janggut got hanged upside down by the Brits after his weak revolution went haywire ?





How the Sultans got tricked by the Brits to sign deadlock contracts ...?



HOW SULTAN MAHMUD SHAH OF JOHOR SLICED OPEN THE STOMACH OF A WOMAN WHO STOLE A PIECE OF THE JACKFRUIT THAT BELONGED TO THE KING ...JUST TO RETRIEVE THAT PIECE OF FRUIT ?



That won't interest me ...It actually made me an insomniac for a few nights ...





And the worst is ...the sejarah textbook actually branded some murderers 'patriotic' and 'heroic'



Dato Maharajalela killed JWW Birch ...you think its cool ...its patriotic don't you



Well think again ...Since when is killing a good deed ...?



Which religion has stated that murder is not a sin ..but an act of HEROISM ?



Our kementerian has used the sejarah book as a tool of propaganda ...not at all a tool to remind its readers of the mistakes our past leaders have made .




As a famous saying goes



...What we see is not necessarily what is real...



Beware readers ...


READ MALAYSIAN HISTORY AT YOUR OWN RISK

Wednesday 1 July 2009

...010709...Wed

Yes...yes ...I know ....Its been... God knows how long... since I posted my last posting....I have reassured myself countless times that I am not the blogging type of person. But when the irritating waves of boredom hit me again, and again ,and again...It's hard for me to concentrate myself on my studies and I often start wandering around finding things to waste my time on. And I have found the perfect solution just meant for that task : Blogging.



Let's see ... The things that I've done today ... I returned from my happily-ever-after dreams(wet or not....you decide)to a hazy morning(God knows what is happening to mother earth...).Malaysia has been experiencing hazy days and random rainings since El-Nino hit these regions. I reached school early...The only thing that I am really good at doing in school is to arrive at school early. Out of 5 years , I have not been late once.



School started and the free periods started coming and going. I was happy for Wednesdays because there were no math classes. Cik Rusmawati teaches math and she is renowned for her drastic PMSs and moodswings, she's a good teacher but the way she acts scares me. Add math was great because Pn Lee was teaching Chapter 6 : Permutations and Combinations which means that I can do my own stuff and pay less attention to her as it is an easy chapter...



Then comes the CLIMAX of the show...ROH1N1 !!! Her class has been some kind of stress-reliever for the students of 5 Daisi . We don't know what the others think about her but I really enjoy her classes ! Rohini's classes are one of those where we students chill down and have fun by trying to cooperate with her....



School ended and I find myself wandering in 1U with Shane, Boon and Wilson ...Shane wanted to buy magnetic earrings and we just tagged along for the fun of it, and fun we had...The choices for